wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

danbgruchy:

i wonder if ray has nightmares but instead of like zombies or something scary it’s people coming up to him and yelling his catch phrases at him

gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

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sireneyedraws:

very tardy to the party for this joke, still wanted to share it. 

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

mervley:

"u only care about yourself"
wrong
i also care about videogames

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

raydayton:

PAX Prime 2014 WITH Shovel Knight and Shield Knight (Shovel Knight Cosplay) (x)

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julesbagooles:

THE LOOK AT THE eNd zE PLEASE

julesbagooles:

THE LOOK AT THE eNd zE PLEASE

therpg18:

fairysidearms
i cANT STOP LAUGHING

therpg18:

fairysidearms

i cANT STOP LAUGHING

to all the Ze fans here ya go

jmkitsune:

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ACTUALLY proud of the timing on this one x3

ragehappyhunter:

"A Let’s Play is a recorded video documenting a playthrough of a video game, usually including commentary by the gamer. An LP differs from a walkthrough or strategy guide by focusing on an individual’s subjective experience with the game, often with humorous, irreverent, or even critical commentary from the gamer, rather than being an objective source of information on how to progress through the game.”